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Jan
12

Little Johnny

written by Funnyjokes

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about ‘courting’ from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining this [...]

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Jan
11

Free Sex Contest

written by Funnyjokes

Two idiots drove to a gas station in a remote district for a fill-up because they heard about a contest being offered by the patrons of the station, to anybody who purchased a full tank of gas. When they went inside to pay, the man asked the attendant about the contest. The attendant said, “If [...]

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Jan
10

Before Bed

written by Funnyjokes

A man and his wife are laying in bed together in the early hours of the night. The woman has already dozed off, and the man is reading. Then, the man reaches over between his wifes legs and fingers her. She come out of her sleep, looks at him and gives him a coy smile [...]

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Jan
9

Japanese Wedding

written by Funnyjokes

Jack was on vacation in Japan, where he met the love of his life. Not many days later, they got married. When the wedding celebration was over and they finally got some time for themselves, and since none of them spoke any other language than their own, the body language got their way of communicating. [...]

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Jan
8

OLYMPIAN CONDOMS

written by Funnyjokes

A man came home from the shop and said to his wife: “Dear, I’ve just bought something special. A package of olympian condoms!” “Olympian condoms, what’s so special about that”, his wife wondered. “Well, you see”, the man said, “they come in three different colors. Gold, Silver, and Bronze.” “And which one do you want [...]

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Jan
7

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

written by Funnyjokes

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.” “Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively. Yes, I’ve [...]

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Jan
6

Buttered Corn

written by Funnyjokes

There are these three guys in a desert dying of dehydration. Off in the horizon they see a house and finally manage to struggle to it. The first guy goes up to the door to ask for water. The door is opened by this really old, wart-covered, puss covered, scaly, toothless old woman. “C-c-c-can I [...]

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Jan
5

The ultimate sex machine

written by Funnyjokes

Greg went to his mate’s house one day and they got to talking about sex. “How would you like to try my ultimate sex machine?” Frank asked Greg. “Ultimate sex machine? Sure.” Greg replied. Frank drove Greg out to a large shed that was a few miles down the road from his house. Inside the [...]

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