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Feb
26

Sucked dry

written by Funnyjokes

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replied, “All I wanted to do [...]

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Feb
19

Exhausted

written by Funnyjokes

A young girl came fully exhausted and tired after her honeymoon night. When her friends asked her what happened, she replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me that he had saved a lot from last 50 years…I thought It was MONEY..!

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Feb
15

Call Girl

written by Funnyjokes

Two men went to a callgirl. The first one went in and came out, and he said: “Nah, my wife is much better.” The second one went in and came out, and he said: “You are right mate, your wife is much better!”

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Feb
9

Kids

written by Funnyjokes

A boy and a girl of class 2 asked their teacher: “Can kids of our age have kids?” The teacher replied ” No, of course not.” Then the boy said to girl : “See, I told you not to worry!”

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Feb
3

The Maid

written by Funnyjokes

A man cheated on his wife by making love to his maid, and while doing it, he exclaimed: ‘You are sweeter than my wife!’ The maid then smiled, and said: ‘I know, because the driver always tells me so.’

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