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Mar
29

Auction

written by Funnyjokes

Wife : “I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.” Husband : “How about the ones like mine?” Wife : “Those they gave away.” Husband : “I had a dream too…I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went [...]

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Mar
21

200 Bucks

written by Funnyjokes

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, “Hi, is Tony home?” The wife replies, “No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want.” So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says “You know Sara, [...]

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Mar
17

Skiing

written by Funnyjokes

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!” The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s [...]

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Mar
8

Married 3 Times, Still Virgin

written by Funnyjokes

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, “Please be gentile, I’m still a virgin.” The husband being shocked, replied, “How’s this possible? You’ve been married three times before.” The wife responds, “Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted [...]

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Mar
1

Dog, Cat & Penis

written by Funnyjokes

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, “My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!”. The cat says, “I don’t think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter.” The penis outraged, [...]

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