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May
24

How to tell your husband is dead…

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How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

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May
23

How to tell your wife is dead…

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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May
17

Redneck Honeymoon

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A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, “Please be gentle with me. I’m a virgin.” The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his father. [...]

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May
11

What’s Sex, Daddy?

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A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, “Daddy, what’s sex?” Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams…and [...]

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May
2

Away To Europe

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A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for. I’m off to Europe in the morning, [...]

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