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Jun
25

Pinocchio

written by Funnyjokes

Pinocchio talks to Gepetto: – Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls. – You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it. After some time, Gepetto asks [...]

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Jun
19

Loving Husband

written by Funnyjokes

A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber. The man called over to his wife, “My little boopey-boo, I’m lonely.” So the woman [...]

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Jun
13

The Sex Therapist

written by Funnyjokes

Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to a sex therapist who promised to only take their case if he knew he could help them. After hours of tests, he agreed he could help. He told them to stop at the store on the way home and buy donuts and grapes. Mrs. Smith was to toss the [...]

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Jun
1

Let’s do a 68

written by Funnyjokes

While making love, he says: – Darling, let’s do 68! – 68??? What’s that? – You do it to me and I’ll owe you one.

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