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Aug
30

You fuck like a black man!

written by Funnyjokes

One day, while relieving himself in the employee restroom, Carl could not help but notice the unusually long penis on the black man in the adjoining urinal. “How do you guys do that?” asked Carl. “I mean, get such long dicks?” “Well,” replied the black man, “when having sex, just push it in slow and [...]

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Aug
22

Doggystyle

written by Funnyjokes

Two buddies were sharing drinks while discussing their wives. “Do you and your wife ever do it doggie style?” . “Well … not exactly.” his friend replied, “She’s more into the trick dog aspect of it.” “Oh, I see, kinky, huh?” “Well … not exactly … I sit up and beg and she rolls over [...]

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Jul
11

A Husband’s Rules

written by Funnyjokes

A couple were married and, following the wedding, the husband laid down some rules. “I’ll be home when I want, if I want, and at what time I want,” he insisted. “And, I don’t expect any hassle from you. Also, I expect a decent meal to be on the table every evening, unless I tell [...]

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Jun
19

Loving Husband

written by Funnyjokes

A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber. The man called over to his wife, “My little boopey-boo, I’m lonely.” So the woman [...]

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Jun
13

The Sex Therapist

written by Funnyjokes

Mr. and Mrs. Smith went to a sex therapist who promised to only take their case if he knew he could help them. After hours of tests, he agreed he could help. He told them to stop at the store on the way home and buy donuts and grapes. Mrs. Smith was to toss the [...]

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May
24

How to tell your husband is dead…

written by Funnyjokes

How can you tell if your husband is dead? The sex is the same but you get to use the remote.

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May
23

How to tell your wife is dead…

written by Funnyjokes

How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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May
17

Redneck Honeymoon

written by Funnyjokes

A redneck couple gets married and are on their honeymoon. The woman changes into a sexy outfit and lies on the bed. She looks sheepishly up at her new hubby and whispers, “Please be gentle with me. I’m a virgin.” The man gets up screaming, grabs his trousers and runs home to tell his father. [...]

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Mar
8

Married 3 Times, Still Virgin

written by Funnyjokes

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, “Please be gentile, I’m still a virgin.” The husband being shocked, replied, “How’s this possible? You’ve been married three times before.” The wife responds, “Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted [...]

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Feb
26

Sucked dry

written by Funnyjokes

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replied, “All I wanted to do [...]

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