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Feb
19

Exhausted

written by Funnyjokes

A young girl came fully exhausted and tired after her honeymoon night. When her friends asked her what happened, she replied : When this 70 year old bastard told me that he had saved a lot from last 50 years…I thought It was MONEY..!

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Feb
3

The Maid

written by Funnyjokes

A man cheated on his wife by making love to his maid, and while doing it, he exclaimed: ‘You are sweeter than my wife!’ The maid then smiled, and said: ‘I know, because the driver always tells me so.’

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Jan
24

Pictures

written by Funnyjokes

A man says to his wife one day: Can I have a a picture of your breasts, so than I can always look at them. His wife responded: Let me have a picture of you penis, I’d like to see it enlarged.

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Jan
15

Sex Life Problems

written by Funnyjokes

A guy went to a psychiatrist because he was having severe problems with his sex life. The psychiatrist asked him a lot of questions, but didn’t seem to be getting a clear picture of the problems. Finally, he asked, “Do you ever watch your wife’s face while you’re having sex?” “Well, yes, I did once.” [...]

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Jan
13

Deaf And Dumb

written by Funnyjokes

A deaf and dumb guy and a deaf and dumb girl get married. On their wedding night she produces a piece of paper on which the following is written. “On the nights that you want to fuck me, rub my left breast once, on the nights you don’t want to fuck me rub my left [...]

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Jan
10

Before Bed

written by Funnyjokes

A man and his wife are laying in bed together in the early hours of the night. The woman has already dozed off, and the man is reading. Then, the man reaches over between his wifes legs and fingers her. She come out of her sleep, looks at him and gives him a coy smile [...]

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Jan
9

Japanese Wedding

written by Funnyjokes

Jack was on vacation in Japan, where he met the love of his life. Not many days later, they got married. When the wedding celebration was over and they finally got some time for themselves, and since none of them spoke any other language than their own, the body language got their way of communicating. [...]

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Jan
8

OLYMPIAN CONDOMS

written by Funnyjokes

A man came home from the shop and said to his wife: “Dear, I’ve just bought something special. A package of olympian condoms!” “Olympian condoms, what’s so special about that”, his wife wondered. “Well, you see”, the man said, “they come in three different colors. Gold, Silver, and Bronze.” “And which one do you want [...]

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Jan
7

WHY CONDOMS COME IN BOXES OF 3, 6, AND 12

written by Funnyjokes

A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, “What are these, Dad? To which the man matter-of-factly replies, “Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.” “Oh I see,” replied the boy pensively. Yes, I’ve [...]

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