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Aug
16

Sexual Survey

written by Funnyjokes

A man was going door-to-door doing a sexual survey in Jeff’s neighborhood. “How often a week do you have sex with your wife?” asked the inquirer. “Three times,” Jeff said without hesitation. “That is once more often than your neighbor,” the inquirer said, writing. “That makes sense,” Jeff said, “after all, she’s my wife.”

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Aug
6

As God Says…

written by Funnyjokes

A Boy wanted to have sex with his girlfriend. But she was refusing all the time. So he went to see his friend and asked him what to do about it. His friend had a brilliant plan. He said: “Next time you meet her under the tree behind your home. I will be up in [...]

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Jul
20

Rigor Mortis

written by Funnyjokes

Little Johnny came home from school to see the family’s pet rooster dead in the front yard. Rigor Mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air. When his Dad came home Johnny said, “Dad our rooster is dead and his legs are sticking in the air. [...]

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Jul
4

Stuffed Animals

written by Funnyjokes

Gwen met Randy at a nightclub. They hit it off, so she invited him back to her place. When they arrived at her house, they went right for the bedroom. Randy noticed hundreds of stuffed animals scattered throughout the room. Giant stuffed animals sat on top of the wardrobe. Slightly smaller stuffed animals sat on [...]

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Jun
25

Pinocchio

written by Funnyjokes

Pinocchio talks to Gepetto: – Daddy my dick is all jagged and crooked so I have no success with girls. – You know, my son, I didn’t care too much about that detail, but that should not be a problem. Go to the shop, take a sandpaper and fix it. After some time, Gepetto asks [...]

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Jun
1

Let’s do a 68

written by Funnyjokes

While making love, he says: – Darling, let’s do 68! – 68??? What’s that? – You do it to me and I’ll owe you one.

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May
11

What’s Sex, Daddy?

written by Funnyjokes

A little girl runs out to the backyard where her father is working, and asks him, “Daddy, what’s sex?” Her father sits her down, and tells her all about the birds and the bees. He tells her about conception, sexual intercourse, sperms and eggs. He goes on to tell her about puberty, menstruation, erections, wet-dreams…and [...]

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May
2

Away To Europe

written by Funnyjokes

A depressed young woman was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears, took pity on her, and said, “Look, you’ve got a lot to live for. I’m off to Europe in the morning, [...]

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Apr
21

Newspaper Ad

written by Funnyjokes

A woman posts an ad in the news paper that looks like this… ‘Looking for man with these qualifications; won’t beat me up; or run away from me and is great in bed.’ She got lots of phone calls replying to her ad but met someone perfect at her door one day. The man she [...]

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Apr
11

Little Matt

written by Funnyjokes

Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name. “Yeah teach?” he replies. “If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?” asks the teacher. Matt answers “Well, teach, if [...]

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