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Apr
5

The Eearthworm

written by Funnyjokes

A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy sees an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” The grandfather replies, “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. It’s too wiggly and limp to [...]

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Mar
29

Auction

written by Funnyjokes

Wife : “I dreamt they were auctioning off dicks. The big ones went for ten dollars and the thick ones went for twenty dollars.” Husband : “How about the ones like mine?” Wife : “Those they gave away.” Husband : “I had a dream too…I dreamt they were auctioning off cunts. The pretty ones went [...]

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Mar
21

200 Bucks

written by Funnyjokes

One day an at home wife is alone and the doorbell rings. She opens it to a guy, “Hi, is Tony home?” The wife replies, “No, he went to the store, but you can wait here if you want.” So they sit down and after a while of silence the friend says “You know Sara, [...]

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Mar
17

Skiing

written by Funnyjokes

Three guys go to a ski lodge, and there aren’t enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night, the guy on the right wakes up and says, “I had this wild, vivid dream of getting a hand job!” The guy on the left wakes up, and unbelievably, he’s [...]

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Mar
1

Dog, Cat & Penis

written by Funnyjokes

A dog, a cat, and a penis are sitting around a camp fire one night. The dog says, “My life sucks, my master makes me do my business on a fire hydrent!”. The cat says, “I don’t think so, my master makes me do my business in a box of cat litter.” The penis outraged, [...]

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Feb
15

Call Girl

written by Funnyjokes

Two men went to a callgirl. The first one went in and came out, and he said: “Nah, my wife is much better.” The second one went in and came out, and he said: “You are right mate, your wife is much better!”

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Feb
9

Kids

written by Funnyjokes

A boy and a girl of class 2 asked their teacher: “Can kids of our age have kids?” The teacher replied ” No, of course not.” Then the boy said to girl : “See, I told you not to worry!”

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Jan
17

Tarzan & Jane

written by Funnyjokes

One day Jane met Tarzan in the jungle. She was very attracted to him and during her questions about his life she asked him what he did for sex. ‘What’s that?’ he asked. She explained to him what sex was and he said ‘Oh, I use a hole in the trunk of a tree.’ ‘Tarzan, [...]

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Jan
16

Escaped Prisoner

written by Funnyjokes

A prisoner escapes from Prison where he had been kept for 15 years. As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed, gets on top [...]

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Jan
12

Little Johnny

written by Funnyjokes

Little Johnny was 7 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about ‘courting’ from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining this [...]

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