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The ultimate sex machine

written by Funnyjokes

Greg went to his mate’s house one day and they got to talking about sex.

“How would you like to try my ultimate sex machine?” Frank asked Greg.

“Ultimate sex machine? Sure.” Greg replied.

Frank drove Greg out to a large shed that was a few miles down the road from his house. Inside the shed were four large wooden boxes with holes cut into the side.

“Go on, get in.” Frank said. “I’ll just leave you to your thing. But whatever you do, don’t go in the fourth hole.”

Greg undressed and climbed into the darkened hole where he had a great time. It didn’t take him long to recover and eagerly climb into the second box where he had an even better time. Feeling just a little weathered, Greg finally climbed into the third and had the best time he’d ever imagined.

After a while, he stood in front of the fourth hole and wondered why is friend had waned him to stay out.

“How bad could it be?” He thought to himself.

A few days passed and Frank was wondering where is friend had gotten to. His car was still in the drive but there was no sign of him anywhere. At one point Frank heard a weak knock at the door.

Answering the door, Frank saw Greg laying on the ground with his hand reaching up.
“What… was in… the fourth… hole…?” Greg wheezed.

“Oh Greg!” Frank said as he helped his friend into the house. “I told you to stay out of there.”

“What… was in there…?”

“Alright, I’ll tell you.” Frank finally said. “The first hole was my daughter, the second was my sister… the third was my mother… and the fourth… the fourth was a milking machine that doesn’t stop until it gets 40gallons.”

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